Not going to make any friends here, but Static X's brand of industrial nu-metal does nothing for me. I also feel awful slagging it off as Static X's main man Wayne Static passed away in 2014 and this is a tribute to him from his original bandmates. It's a Frankenstein's monster of half recorded material and I feel a heartless jerk for saying that I found it virtually unlistenable. But I did, so I will.
Read MoreHighly theatrical goth metal. I found it hard to distinguish one song from another.
Read MoreFormer Eurovision winners who are actually much less Metal than they seem. This is awful, painfully awful. It's a fake compilation of tracks from a made up posse band. I listened to it so you don’t have to. Avoid!
Read MoreSwitzerland's biggest hard rock band (that doesn't mean much to be honest) with (surprise! surprise!) their 13th album. It's rather insipid and decidedly dull.
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