Put this in the category of appallingly bad and lacking any redeeming features. The men behind Alestorm and Gloryhammer (remember them) decide to turn their attentions to mythical Power Metal. I know that it is meant to be self-aware, ironic and has its tongue firmly in its cheek but Alestorm (and to a degree Gloryhammer) have built their careers on mixing that with a decent tune or two. This has none. It is all “ohhh look how pretentious we are wink, wink) without having one quality track. Turgid and utterly incredulous.